TwoDogs - Women's Bodies

7 Introduction
8 Meet the girls
9 What it feels like for a girl
11 The porn myths
13 The romance myths

111 Chapter 15: ‘Does my bum look big in this?’
Understanding her body-image issues and staying out of trouble

117 Chapter 16: ‘Get away from me, you bastard!’
Navigating her menstrual cycle and always catching her horny times

123 Chapter 17: ‘Please hold me.’
The art of cuddling and how to work it to your advantage

DIRECTIONS
The best way to get to a girl’s breasts is via at least one other erogenous zone. Going direct would just be too obvious: when she was a teenager, boys probably used to go straight for her boobs, and once they’d given them a good squeeze they’d move on to the crotch area for a few minutes before ejaculating prematurely and running off to shotgun some more beer. So take a more meandering route than your old adolescent self would have selected, because this is too good a body part to waste. Do it properly and you can get her extremely close to coming before you even think of heading below the waist. Muck it up and you’ll irritate her – and an irritated woman is the last person you want to ask for a blow job later on in the evening.

Kate Moss’s bite-sized titties are out in public more often than they’re behind quirky designer clothing. Cute, pert and 100% real, they also sport a mole so you can identify her without even looking at her face.
Pammy carries more silicone than human tissue up front, but you can’t deny that they’re cool: big, round, full and bouncy as beach balls, they’ll probably give her back problems when she’s older but at least she’ll have sacrificed her orthopaedic health for a worthy cause.
Recent SA Wonderbra girl Kerry McGregor inspired a nation of women to pump up their cleavage. That’s the real reason men like her.

No two pairs of breasts are alike. In fact, even within pairs the breasts may not be alike – they could be different sizes, the nipples could be at different heights, or one could be fuller or firmer than the other. This is normal – think of it as nature’s way of helping prevent you getting bored.
Breasts are a crucial element in foreplay, but it’s a good idea to keep going with them during sex as well. Depending on what position you’re in, there’s usually a way to reach a boob and say a quick hi.

Any time you try anything new, watch her reaction and change your tack if necessary. Is she pulling away from you? Is she keeping very quiet? Is she squeaking (as opposed to squealing)? All these are warning signs. A girl who’s more prone to being ticklish may want more firm-handed handling. A woman with more sensitive skin could want only tender treatment. Some women get practically no kicks at all from having their boobs fondled. But if your girl is one of them, maybe she’ll still be nice enough to let you do it anyway just because you enjoy it.

Whatever it is she wants you to do to her boobs, remember: she has two of them. If you’re using your mouth on one, consider using your hand to keep the other from nodding off to sleep. (That still leaves one hand free to grope her crotch, hold a beer or change the channel.) And don’t spend half an hour treating her left tit to a rollicking extravaganza before making a ten-second pit stop at the right one because you’re bored and/or eager to move on to the next base.

Nipples

Nipple’s first law: A nipple stand doesn’t necessarily mean she’s turned on.
Corollary: No nipple stand doesn’t necessarily mean she’s not turned on.
Nipples are crazy things. They respond to cold, heat, touch, even the presence of a baby in the room. That’s what you get when the organs used for feeding children are also prominently featured in foreplay.

Generally, though, if you’re doing the right thing, her nipples will become smaller and harder, like Jelly Tots or even masonry drill bits. The bad news is that they can stay hard even while you do something to them that is wildly unpleasant – and you’ll be left thinking they’re having a good time.

Nipples, though sensitive, can take quite rough handling. If you’ve been paying some attention to the rest of the breast, there’s usually no need to start slowly with the nipples. But alternating between soft, teasing kisses and more forceful biting – not forgetting the spectrum in between – can deliver pleasing results.

A trusty manoeuvre that never fails as an opening act is the spiral lick: starting just outside the areola (the dark patch), trace a spiral with the tip of your tongue that ends up at the point of the nipple. Then take the whole nipple into your mouth and swirl your tongue around it or suck – gently or more vigorously – then pull your mouth away until the nipple pops out. As with anything wet, blowing on it at this point will give her a gratifying chill.

Lick your finger and trace a similar spiral around her nipple; or roll it around with your thumb or forefinger like you’re using the toggle switch on a cellphone made of crystal. Position the nipple at the centre of your palm, hand cupping the breast, then close your hand, dragging your fingers inward towards the nipple.

Nibbling on nipples can be done with lips or teeth or a combination of the two. If you’ve got a strong grip, try not to twist as that can hurt like hell. Stop in between harder action and lick delicately again. Variation works.

The rest
Her nipples may be big enough for a mouthful, but there’s still the whole of the soft bit to explore. The skin over the fleshy bit of the breast doesn’t respond quite so visibly as the nipple, but it still likes attention, and even girls will admit that the squishiness is really cool.

Big boobs
Whether she’s standing upright or on her back, support her breasts by cupping your hands on the outer, lower edges – your palms at four o’clock on her left boob and eight o’clock on the right. Kiss or lick the skin of her cleavage; stroke the outer curves. Squeeze gently, pushing them up towards her head, but not so far as to suffocate her.

If a woman has implants, the breast may be less flexible so you may need to loosen your grip a bit. If she has any scarring from when she had the implants inserted – have you seen what they get up to on Nip/Tuck? – don’t kiss, stroke or lick these areas too roughly. But don’t worry: you won’t pop them.

Small boobs
If you can fit the entire breast in one hand, knead or massage the flesh softly, or push her breasts upwards and inwards towards each other. Trace the shape of each boob with your fingers, alternating the cool sensations of moisture and breath with the warmth of your palms. Get as much of the breast into your mouth at once and suck gently, moving your lips backwards and forwards and making slow or fast circles with your tongue.

OOPS! DID THAT TURN YOU ON?
If you’re going to touch a tit in passing, a firm, flat hand is often more effective than a light brush, especially when she’s wearing clothes. Grip the tops of her arms when you lean in to kiss her, then move a hand – or both hands – inwards, cupping and lifting her breasts for just a moment before returning your hands to her arms. Make sure you’ve made a firm pass over her nipples with your palms.<endbox>

THE MECHANICS
The flesh of the breast contains mammary glands, designed to produce milk after a woman has given birth to your handsome offspring. (Okay, calm down: or someone else’s.).

Many people believe that the nipple contains erectile tissue like in your willy, but that’s not true. Erect nipples are a bit like goose bumps, only pink and much bigger. The areola – the darker area around each nipple – is filled with nerve and muscle fibres. The nerves respond to touch and changes in temperature, causing the little muscles under the surface of the skin to contract and the nipples to stiffen. Sucking on a nipple can make the nipple stand more pronounced as the suction effect pulls more blood closer to the surface.

All breasts have the same number of nerve endings in them. This means that bigger boobs have fewer nerve endings per square centimetre than smaller ones. It doesn’t mean they’re less sensitive; it just means you have more ground to cover.

Just before her period, a woman’s breasts can become swollen and tender. This may make them more sensitive and excitable – or it could make any move you try excruciating. So watch out.
During pregnancy, breasts get bigger as they prepare to produce milk. The nipples darken (usually permanently) and sensitivity increases. That is, until your first-born son destroys them with his vicious little gums and his first teeth. But don’t think about that for now.

What size is she?
The serious lingerie shopper knows there are two sizes you need to know about: her cup size and her bra size. The bra size (or band size) refers to the strap that goes around her back. The cup size is the size of the bits that hold her tits. So a girl who wears a 32D bra has a small back measurement but large breasts (implants? Quite probably). And a woman who wears a size 38B is large around the back with smaller boobs. The average is 36C.

Girls who aren’t happy with their size can have their breasts made bigger or smaller. But the marvel of modern science has made it possible for a girl to go bigger without expensive surgery. Push-up bras push the breasts upwards and close together for more cleavage, while ‘chicken breasts’ are real-feeling squishy things she can use to pad her bra. If her boobs look much smaller when she’s naked than they did when she was shimmying at the club, she probably uses one of these clever little devices. She’s not a devious cheat – she probably did it to impress you.

Don’t just fiddle with her nipples. Give the juicy bits a go as well.
None of these verbs is suitable in relation to nipples: twiddle, twist, pinch, chew, flick.
Don’t drag boobs downwards on the body. If you’re holding them, upwards towards the head is always better.
Breasts are not made of play dough. If you want to squeeze hard, make sure you’ve got the whole thing. Don’t splay your fingers and let folds of boob squish out between them. It’s not a good look and she won’t feel sexy.
It’s also not a good idea to squeeze a breast around its perimeter, letting the nipple hang free (the ‘honk’ manoeuvre). There’s something about feeling like we have udders that we girls find a real turn-off.
Don’t be disappointed – and even if you are, don’t let it show – if a big-breasted girl takes her bra off and her boobs hang halfway to her waist in a fashion most unlike what you’ve seen in porn moves. That’s what real tits do. Anything bigger than a B will most likely not be all neat and round.
There is a time and a place for putting your head between her boobs, shaking it from side to side and going ‘Br-r-r-r-r’. We just can’t think when and where that is. So don’t do it until we let you know you can go ahead. Maybe after half a bottle of vodka or upon receipt of a six-carat diamond ring.
While many girls are game for a bit of jiggling when you walk past them cooking in the kitchen, it’s generally not something that causes horniness in any way. In fact, it can put her off. This applies to any kind of vigorous wobbling, whether you’re actually touching her boobs or shaking her by the shoulders.
There is a perfect breast size: hers. If you want her to keep letting you play with her A-cups, don’t tell her how much HH jugs turn you on. If you want to retain access to her DDs, don’t comment on how she’d fail the pencil test. Would you like her to look at your foreskin and tell you how much she likes her men cut? No, you would not.

Alex: ‘Please. Be. Gentle. I’m not kidding. They are soft for a reason. Thou shalt not tweak, pinch, pull, yank, bite or generally treat it like a car part. Have respect – I know men like boobs, so they should handle them with care. They don’t catch me biting and tweaking their testicles. I find that spending too much time concentrating on the breasts and nipples, especially during foreplay, leaves them overly sensitive (to the point of pain). I love it when men touch them and kiss them, but there comes a point when he needs to move on. He can feel free to return at a later stage, though – especially when I’m on top. Now that’s hot.’

Elizabeth: ‘I love nibbling as long as he doesn’t bite, and massaging is always a winner…’

Emilie: ‘Breasts are not as sensitive as boys seem to think. I love a little bite, like a little nibble, love full hand contact. I hate it when someone is biased towards one boob: I mean, the other one always feels left out! I’ve recently discovered bras. Big fat push-up bras, and my boy recently discovered my boobs. I don’t know what all those girls with big boobs are complaining about.’

Helen: ‘I love having my breasts played with, but please be gentle! I once had a guy with stubble spend a long time kissing my nipples, and they were actually grazed the next day. Not cool. Be gentle, but firm with the actual breasts, and nibbling of nipples is cool ... just don’t bite hard. I have quite small breasts, so I’m not sure if men treat them differently from how they treat large ones.’

Jackie: ‘Breasts are actually not as sensitive as men often think but for some reason they are still great during sex. I have actually orgasmed just from having a guy fondling my breasts and nipples. A man concentrating and staring at my breasts in admiration, and treating them with gentle respect, is a massive turn-on. Men can bite and pinch the nipples, or leave hickies. I enjoy having a guy rub his penis between my breasts, although it is more a mental turn-on than a physical erogenous zone for me. Kissing them when they are still covered in my lingerie is a big turn-on, and I love falling asleep with a guy gently cupping one of my breasts in his hand. But ... stop suckling my breasts! The biggest turn-off is looking down to see a man looking like he could be a three-month-old baby. Also, I hate it when men grope at my breasts, and treat them like lumps. I am all for some light kneading, not for mindless feeling up. And never, never grope at my breasts in public!’

Maude: ‘Breasts are great when combined with his dick and some kind of yummy lube, like cream. If on their own they need to be treated very tenderly – then it’s sexy. Mouth on breast is a winner.’